The 'Poem A Day' Project ~ Day 263 Poem by Flying Lemming

Thank you for your call, it is important to us
We will try to help you with the minimum of fuss

If you know the extension you need
Please will you enter it here
Firstly entering your 10 digit user number
To make your identity clear

Press 1 if this is urgent, very urgent or deadly
Press 2 if you have talked to somebody already
Press 3 if this is a new problem started recently
Press 4 if your height is less the five foot three
Key in your phone number if it’s a problem on the line
Key in your bank number if you need to pay a fine
Press 789 if it is radish season
Stand on one foot and press 6 for no real reason
Press 5 followed by star if you’re wearing cream
Press your forehead to the wall and slowly start to scream