The New Regime Poem by Wendy Cope

The New Regime



Yes, I agree. We'll pull ourselves together.
We eat too much. We're always getting pissed.
It's not a bad idea to find out whether
We like each other sober. Let's resist.
I've got the Perrier and the carrot-grater,
I'll look on a Scotch or a pudding as a crime.
We all have to be sensible sooner or later
But don't let's be sensible all the time.

No more thinking about a second bottle
And saying "What the hell?" and giving in.
Tomorrow I'll be jogging at full throttle
To make myself successful, rich and thin.
A healthy life's a great rejuvenator
But, God, it's going to be an uphill climb.
We all have to be sensible sooner or later
But don't let's be sensible all the time.

The conversation won't be half as trivial—
You'll hold forth on the issues of the day—
And, when our evenings aren't quite so convivial,
You'll start remembering the things I say.
Oh, see if you can catch the eye of the waiter
And order me a double vodka and lime.
We all have to be sensible sooner or later
But I refuse to be sensible all the time.

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Mickey 03 March 2019

I love this poem. I'm going to use it for a poem that we have to do at school! ! !

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Mickey 03 March 2019

I love that poem I am using it for a poem that we have to do at school! ! ! PE is the best subject!

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Joe Hughes 01 February 2019

Great. Exactly how you should be.

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Theresa Cornish 01 February 2019

Absolutly love this poem

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