The Naked Lie! Poem by Robert Edgar Burns

The Naked Lie!



I one time invented see through Negliges,
Garter Belts and even Bustiers.
But I had to return to the drawing board
When I saw how bad I looked in them!

I thought they’d be good for the Little League,
But frequent headaches caused big nose bleeds,
Made me look up when the kids arrived,
So I had to leave before the blood had dried!

I thought a real man could wear them too,
So who are they, will Shuffle Boarders do?
But when one bent over to pick up the puck,
I felt very ill and almost up-chucked!

So I guess we’ll never see those Bustiers,
Those Garter Belts or see thru Negliges.
They really have no use unless they polish a car,
Or wipe up spilled dressing from a salad bar!

My wife says this poem is just crazy enough
For me to post so folks don’t think it is a bluff!
Then I got the idea maybe she should try.....
No. she’d never go for that!

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