The Mean Texas Love Of Little Tommy Cryindick Poem by Hubert Wilson

Frustrated so was petty Tina Endkisser.
Evan Smitten saying her beau would no longer trade spit with her?
Angering the pouting swain - the ultra vain little Tommy Cryindick.
Reaction by him was really quick.

Aghast at that darn rumored suitor Billy D. Gust.
No way little Tommy Cryindick would allow his lust.
Demanding that Evan Smitten take it back.

Lowering himself to such a mean attack.
Overcome with seething emotion.
All seemed to be involved in the verbal commotion.
Taunting also naive Bobby Mentwell.
Hollering, stomping and even at him began to yell.
Into such a foul fray.
Noticeably bad words from little Tommy Cryindick began to spray.
Gosh darn that troublemaker Evan Smitten.

Innocent he - not a false word actually spoken or written.
Nastier by the minute was little Tommy Cryindick.

Motivated to action beyond the sick.
Improper words spewed about Evan's virginal sister.
Dastardly to even make Evan's ears begin to blister.
Loud that little Tommy Cryindick and typically vain.
Abstain or risk the ultimate 'double dog, super duper triple' pain.
Noxious to the extreme was petty Tina Endkisser's deplorable plan.
Daring to reveal hapless Evan was not a native Texan but a transplanted New York City man!

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