The Hogs'Breath Cafe Poem by Allan James Saywell

You dont have to be a Pig'
To eat at the Hogs breath Cafe
Run around eat a little Pigs trotter
At the hogs breath cafe
Ham it up big time
At the hogs breath cafe
Pull up a chair but take great care
That you dont swill too much pork
At the hogs breath cafe
If you want to pork a porker
Go to the hogs breath cafe
Squeal and squeak while you eat
At the hogs breath cafe
Bust a toe- -go eat white meat
At the hogs breath cafe
All the pigs are gathered together
Down at the hogs breath cafe