The Fellow From Elsewhere Poem by Francis Duggan

He does look rather hairy the fellow from elsewhere
With brown beard far as his chest and straggly shoulder length brown hair
Not that handsome to look at he does not strike a pretty pose
Though some women seem to like him that's life one suppose.

Some women like their fellows big and hairy and looks to them to little does amount
That their males seem rough and ready to them does not seem to count
And even some classy looking women with sturdy looking males are to be seen
They do not go for the career types well dressed, clean cut and lean.

The fellow from elsewhere at the local pub has become quite well known
And of him you hear the locals say he is one of our own
With the local Aussie Rules team he makes his name playing football
A strong and tall full forward the best old club fans can recall

That has played for the local Roos and they can go back in time
And he is in his early twenties a few years short of his footballing prime
A hairy looking and rugged fellow not every woman's type of man one might say
But some who like their men rough and hairy fall for him in a big way.