The Eye Of The Beast Poem by David Lewis Paget

I was strolling around the cemetery
On a Sunday afternoon,
When the crumbling earth had opened up
And I fell in a werewolf's tomb,
I wouldn't have thought it possible
Were it not for the werewolf's teeth,
That grazed my arm, and cut my hand,
It was way beyond belief.

But there it was with a canine head
And a slack and open jaw,
Just half a man and half a beast
With a mouth like the devil's maw,
Its teeth were sharp, serrated as
The blood ran down my arm,
Went mingling with the ancient fur
That had kept the creature warm.

I must have shrieked in the ancient grave
For they came to pull me out,
But once they noticed the wooden stake
Leapt back, with many a shout,
They all shrank back away from me
As if I was unclean,
And left me shivering by the grave
Like a leper in a dream.

And so I slunk back home again
Bent over in my shame,
I padded swiftly through the weeds
Like a dog that's going lame,
The blood had clotted along my arm
Had soaked right through my shirt,
So I thought that I'd better hide it then
By rolling in the dirt.

My spectacles were cracked by then
So I cast them off, aside,
I couldn't believe my vision, with
My eyes, so open wide,
I saw with pin-point clarity,
Not like I'd seen before,
When everything, both near and far
Was seen through a hazy blur.

My wife was sitting and waiting in
Her old and comfy chair,
And though she greeted me cheerily
I could only smell her hair,
But just one thing had startled me
And it's worthy now to note,
My eyes had sought out her jugular
Soft pulsing at her throat.

It didn't take me long to tell her
Why I felt unclean,
She bathed and smeared my hand and arm
With some white unguent cream,
Then in the kitchen, later on
Just as the Moon would rise,
She waved a jar of bright red blood
Right before my eyes.

‘Now drink, ' she said, ‘drink every drop,
I know this ancient cure,
And I don't want to see you stop
Before I have you pure, '
And so I did, this cloying drink,
A foul and horrid taste,
And later on I found she'd made it
From tomato paste.

‘There's lots of other condiments
I mixed into this crud,
I had to make you think that you
Were drinking human blood.'
‘I'm cured of drinking blood for life
I said, ‘how did you know? '
‘My father was a werewolf too,
Some many years ago.'

12 March 2017