The Couch Potato Diet Poem by Rachel Flint

The Couch Potato Diet

Rating: 5.0


Safely positioned on the sofa
Reach for the remote
1 2 3 4
Turn over tv
1 2 3 4

Take chocolate bar
1 2 3 4
Raise to mouth
1 2 3 4
Bite
1 2 3 4

Raise mug to mouth
1 2 3 4
Drink coffee
1 2 3 4

And relax......

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Rani Turton 21 March 2008

Thank you for existing, Rachel. You are amazing and so dear!

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NO, NO, NO Rachel! There has to be the one, two, three (repeat ad infinitum) of raising the full wine glass, and of course there's the huge exertion of trotting to the coupboard for a packet or six of crisps. (Oh. Er, that's just me then? !) This made me laugh... sscarily familiar... t x

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