The Christian Coalition Poem by Burne White

We are the Christian coalition.
It’s God who tells us what to do.
We ran the Spanish Inquisition.
We drowned the Salem witches, too.

We taught the Afghan Taliban,
The ayatollahs of Iran
To use the power of religion
To subjugate the hopes of man.

You can be as we are,
Basking in our self-esteem.
When you know that you are perfect
It builds you up a head of steam.

We are the chosen people
Holding fast the high ground.
We can send you to perdition.
We are right, and you are gone!