The Chauvinist Poem by Randy McClave

The Chauvinist



I think all women should wear very short skirts
And go bra-less, that is if they are very good looking,
They should cook and clean and be the initiator of flirts
Then no woman would be single, or even out hooking.

No woman should smoke or take drugs or even drink
That way they will live a very long and healthy life,
A sexy woman keeps a man satisfied and happy, just you think
Then every man would be happy and would want to have himself a wife.

Woman was created to keep man happy and satisfied
Man was never meant to live in this world without a mate,
Every woman needs to find herself a man to be his bride
Then in a woman's life, her man should always allow him to dictate.

I think a woman should always be at her man's side
She should also be his most staunch believer and defender,
A woman gives her man his honor which also reflects his pride
Remember man is superior not because of his brain, but because of his gender.

A man should always be a woman's protector and provider
Without her man how could any woman ever survive or even exist,
Only a man can open up the cooking jars and always kill that giant spider;
But, then I am a sexist and a antifeminist and also a male Chauvinist.

Randy L. McClave

Saturday, November 29, 2014
Topic(s) of this poem: woman
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Ashland, Kentucky
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