The Catsup Bottle Poem by Ogden Nash

This wasn't by Ogden Nash, but by Richard Armour. Try doing your fact-checking!

My Mother quoted it thus: Shake, shake the catsup bottle None'll come and then a lot'll

I remember this poem as follows: Shake and Shake the catsup bottle, First a little, Then a lottle.

First a little Then a lottle Ogden Nash Then they put it in a plastic bottle Squeeze as if to dottle The last few drops from the bottle Fst! is the sound Of air passing round The last few drops That showers all before it stops. s