The Cat And The Fiddle Rewrite Poem by Ramona Thompson

Hey, diddle, diddle
The cat and the fiddle
The cow jumped over the moon

The little dog laughed
To see such sport
And the dish ran away
With the spoon

The original Mother Goose Song above

My rewrite of the above, below

Hey, diddle, diddle
My, my, that cat of mine sure did sizzle
When I shoved it into the oven
Underneath the cover of a full moon

My little dog was shocked
To see such bloody sport
As from that dish I licked every last bit of that kitty away
Using my tongue as a make-shift spoon

2009 Ramona Thompson