The Big Lame Theory Poem by Zachary Zuccaro

Let us propose
a theory
to explain the nature of the universe.

I have observed
that the temperature of my home
has decreased steadily
five day in a row.
From this observation,
I can deduce
that my home used to be hotter.
Therefore at one point,
my house was infinitely hot.

This is the logic
of the Big Lame Theory -
the galaxies a moving apart
so they used to be closer
so they used to be all at one point,
and the universe began
with a big bang.

How lame.