The Art Of Seducing A Woman Poem by Major Elazia

My friend, when you come and ask me how to approach a woman I wonder what to tell you. Some women love the language of flowers. They want a red rose or may be the yellow moonlight, and for others may be a sunflower will just do fine. But flowers alone is not the only tactical front. You may be shocked to know that a few women will never give you an ear, however good you are. Try a nasty word as the opening offensive and when she becomes defensive like an attacked vixen, change your style, be tasty with words, salty with flavor and smooth in your talk, she will listen. May be just listen.

Do not despair when your efforts don't yield any fruits. You must wield another weapon and scan the field of seduction. You will notice that may be a dinner date will do. First you have to plan, and have a plan B for a fast fall back, in case you bounce. If she agrees to an offer that is below her level, pounce on her fast unless she is a pretender.
Remember, do not surrender because you encountered one, pretenders can fall in love, you can still try but with caution.

The venue of the date should march the expectation of the woman, or slightly below. At this stage do not try exotic dates, you might be pouring water into a tank with a large hole.


The lesson continues shortly