Tank, Bae Not Proud. Poem by Ian McArthur

Again, done in character of WoW troll Swéll, in parody of 'DEATH, be not proud.'

TANK bae not proud, some depend on dee
Strength en aggro, for, though are so,
But for dose, whose ya tinkin ya das protect,
Tink not, poor tank, na can't ya tank ta many moew.
From mana 'a da eala, all dat which by ya health bae,
Much stamina, Den for dee, must for more bae spect,
'En soonest da dps run raids with dee ta great effect,
Plate of dere cloth, from aggro deliva.
Ya bae da slave ta Raids, Phases, Bosses, 'en bad pugs,
'En ya will with Posion, Curses, 'en Diseases make do,
'En Sleeps, or Charm can make make dem wipe as well,
'En At Ya own stroke, Den blamin' et on bugs;
One more wipe past, ya ressed more, eternally,
'En tank shall bae dere still; Tank, ya shalt spank.



*Note - In WoW (world of warcraft, the most massive and time consuming mmorpg you'll ever come across) the tank is the player with the role of leading the charge and taking the damage, in so protecting the others*