Symmetry Sags Poem by Ima Ryma

I say as your plastic surgeon,
Your face did need a lot of work
To get that look of a young 'un.
No more bags and wrinkles to lurk.
You got a nip here, a tuck there,
With youthfulness not just the aim,
But get stuff on each sens'ry pair
To stick aface looking the same.
Your face was a challenge galore.
I tried hard to do my best job.
But good look less and bad look more.
Troubles just keep coming agob.

I tried for symmetrically,
But your face just flipped out - oopsie!