Swan Lake Poem by Lee Fones

once was a swan so golden
who swam up and down a lake
she spotted a drake so olden
asked if he'd like a date
they got on everso well
pecked as they made love
caused the water to swell
above flew two white doves
the passion was intense
paparazzi gathered round
some of whom sat on the fence
none of them made a sound
except for camera click
six months later went back
saw the golden tiny chick
but what a lousy quack