Stupid Lil' Kids Poem by Sugar Bear

Ready or not
You need to stop
Put that down

Just shut up
And listen to me

Ready or not
You need to stop
Turn that down

Just shut up
And don't tell mommy



Stupid lil' kids
They get on my nerves
Actin' real loud and bein' lil'
Stupid lil' kids
They all are turds
Actin' all wild and throwin' lil'
Stupid lil' fits
Calm ya lil self down
Spoiled lil' game quiter, needa lil'
Time in time out
Shut up, do it now!
Silly lil' child needa spankin' lil
Stupid lil' kids

When I wake up to brush my teeth
The floor is always wet upon my feet
My tooth brush's missen'
Kids not listenin'
Keeps respondin' 'Umm.. I think'
Agrivated I say 'You think what? ! '
Next thing I know is I missed my bus
Stupid lil things, like this stupid lil thing
Gets my all jacked up when I'm in a hurry
So I wake up my parents and they get an attitude
So I try to rush em' and they make me late to school
Cause we had to wait for the lil' kid make sure it's on time
This so happens to be my last tardy and I'm forced all my fines
So now my day is crabby but I try to keep it cool
Hangin' out with my friends doin' what we usually do
Then one says they're having a party at 6 o' clock
I'd say yes, but at home I gotta relative to watch
And I couldn't bring em' to the party cause it's so bad
And I'd end up embarrassing myself when it makes me mad
So there goes my days fun watching some snotty kid
Who picks their nose when talkin' slobbers and spits

They're bad - These lil creatures
Snotty nose with sticky fingers

They're bad - These lil creatures
Snotty nose with sticky fingers


Stupid lil' kids
They get on my nerves
Actin real loud and bein lil'
Stupid lil' kids
They all are turds
Actin all wild and throwin lil'
Stupid lil' fits
Calm ya lil self down
Spoiled lil' game quiter, needa lil'
Time in time out
Shut up, and do it now!
Silly lil' child needa spankin' lil
Stupid lil' kids

By the time I get home from practice
The lil kids sleep wettnin' up my mattress
Nail polish is allover my floor
Lotion and powders all on my door
Their lil' toys hurt my feet
And their stupid stinky shoes trip me
I get up cranky, anger shaking, kids drive me crazy!
I tell em to get out
Hard headed they don't hear a sound
I pull em by their feet, they start to weep
Moms trippin' cause I disturbed the peace
I come back in to get em out
They laughin and run they mouth
They hit me, I hit back
They tell, and I get smacked
An oopsie' daisy I'm just crazy
Cause they sit and laugh
Having fun gotta keep it down
Lil kids asleep now
If not they buggin you and yo friends
Always wanna play and wanna come in
Then when they loose they start to cry
So you let them win each and everytime
Its gets so boring, ya friends BEEN snoring
saying next time 'Forget it'

They're bad - These lil creatures
Snotty nose with sticky fingers

They're bad - These lil creatures
Snotty nose with sticky fingers


Stupid lil' kids
They get on my nerves
Actin real loud and bein lil'
Stupid lil' kids
They all are turds
Actin all wild and throwin lil'
Stupid lil' fits
Calm ya lil' self down
Spoiled lil' game quiter, needa lil'
Time in time out
Shut up, do it now!
Silly lil' child needa spankin' lil
Stupid lil' kids

Can't ever be jokin'
Cause lil' kids always mopin'
Can't watch my favorite shows
Cause it gots too much lil' kids can't know
Sittin' there watching Barney, Rolipolli Olie, Dragon tales
Dora the explorer, Sesame Street, Maya & Miguel
Doing every lil' thang that the lil kid wants
Turn around from bein a butt then askin for lunch
Eating all the cookies and the sweets and chips
Leaving them all over the kitchen and makes a sticky mess
These darn little kids leave their toys in the tub
And the towels are all gone and they soaked the rug
Their clothes are in the way so the door won't shut
And my favorite body wash is all used up
I get on the computer to do my homework
But they start pressin' the keys gettin on my nerves
And when I try to lay down for sleep
They come in crying from their bad dreams
And through the night I wake up and sleep
Cause their arms and legs are sprawled allover me
So I wake up in a bad mood
Forget all things I needed to do
Just want a day
When there's NO lil kids in my way

They're bad - These lil creatures
Snotty nose with sticky fingers

They're bad - These lil creatures
Snotty nose with sticky fingers


Stupid lil' kids
They get on my nerves
Actin real loud and bein lil'
Stupid lil' kids
They all are turds
Actin all wild and throwin lil'
Stupid lil' fits
Calm ya lil' self down
Spoiled lil' game quiter, needa lil'
Time in time out
Shut up, do it now!
Silly lil' child needa spankin' lil
Stupid lil' kids

They're bad - These lil creatures
Snotty nose with sticky fingers

Ready or not
You need to stop
Put that down

Just shut up
And listen to me

Ready or not
You need to stop
Turn that down

Just shut up
But don't tell mommy