(stuff And Nonsense) Limericks Schlimericks Poem by Janice Windle

(stuff And Nonsense) Limericks Schlimericks

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Recently I heard a poet say that limericks should not rhyme because there is no rhyme for the word 'limerick'. This seemed flimsy reasoning to me but anyway I set myself to find some rhymes for Limerick. Here are some of the (very silly) results:

(1)
Said a poet composing a limerick
'I'll share an ice cream with my love and give him a lick'
She wrote down her rhyme
And he said 'about time,
And I'd appreciate it if we could take in a flick.'

(2)
A poet composing a Limerick
Said finding a rhyme gave him quite a kick.
He rhymed Clever with Ever
And Weather with Whether
And found that he'd written a Cork
(Er)

(3)
A poet who always wrote limericks
Was known as a terrible cleverdick.
They said that her verse
Was sarcastic and terse
Or silly and smart-arsed - you take your pick!

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Deepak Manchanda 15 August 2017

Once I went out looking for a limerick And found yours - quite quick You stuff and nonsense is witty and free You should write more than just three May even one every week - or Wick.

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C Richard Miles 23 April 2009

Very funny, Janice! I got inspired, too, so I'll post mine as well. Not as good as yours, though!

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Onelia Avelar 06 April 2009

Witty and playful and I like your motive to write these limericks as well :)) You proved that there is a way to cultivate through rhyming even an uncultivatable form! :)

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