Straight Up Nails Aren'T As Cool And I Just Want To Make This Title Longer Than A Red Letter Poem by Jena Crowe

this isn't about Jesus
should it be?
probably

i'm actually donating it to a certain poet
who goes by unknown
we all know him- her-

dangit, darnit, dammit
i don't know their gender
should i?
maybe

this is going to screw up the color scheme,
theme, i'm tho tho thorry...

girls like rust, right?

last time i was in Home Depot
i asked where the old nails were.

'you know, the nails used in coffins
back when Dracula dropped it like it was hot'

the dude holding a shower rod
looked at me funny

so i did it back
like he was weird.
that rod was weird
showers are super weird....

anyways, i left with a pack of mentos
because they don't belong there

do i always have to put things back where they go?