' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' Status Update Poem by Dónall Dempsey

Face it!

You & your mate

both 13 yr. old girls
stuck in a storm drain.

Lucky you
have mobiles

and can
ring emergency services

but no
you don't

even go there
999 is so yesterday
so not it.

So you use your mobile
to updat your status

on FACEBOOK
(and luckily enough)

a mate sees
your new status

'Stuck in storm drain! '

and calls
services

but it's so touch and go!

Maybe next time they
will use

MYSPACE!