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Spell Check

Rating: 5.0


Spell receive…
[…errr
……ummm]
(I’m thinking)

[R-E-C-I-E-V-E
Bingo…that’s the spelling? ]
(I’m improving)

No, No
Error Error
The correct spelling is
R-E-C-E-I-V-E

(Not again, these dumb spellings.
Complex English- I’m in a fix.)

Girl your spellings are pathetic.
Remember this rule – I comes
Before E except after C.
Easy, did you see?
(I don’t seem to see)

(Yes, Yes
Success Success
I a loyal computer fan say) -
[MS Word is the best
No need to bother about mis-spellings
No need to give a spell test.]

(Next time when I need help
To spell
I’ll dropp a line to ‘Mr. MS. Word’
-Just wondering how Mr. Can be a Ms.-
And all shall be well.)


(15 July 2006)

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
***** ********* 15 July 2006

lol I enjoyed this very much Preeti, a fellow crap speller! lol Tai

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Ranjit Ravindran 28 December 2009

Spellcheck & Thesarus are my favourite tools in MS Word. Good job Microsoft & thank you for this poem.

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Patricia Gale 15 July 2006

Clever and fun read!

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Nalini Hebbar 15 July 2006

thank God for MS word or my poems would read so bad...i too love my computer...thats for making it seem a common problem...love nalini

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NICE SLICE OF WIT, PREETI...IF IT MAKES TYOU FEEL ANY BETTER.I SPELL RECEIVE BOTH WAYS...& IM CONVINCED NO ONE ELSE REALLY KNOWS AS THE OLE' RULE GENERATES THE RUB...I BE-4 E EXCEPT AFTER C. NICE PENNING, PREETS! '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''FRANK/FJR'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

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Deepak Amembal 15 July 2006

:)) tht was funn! ! ! !

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