Speedo Hole..... [wardrobe Malfunction! ; Humor; Short Enough; Inspired By John Carter Brown's Poem]] Poem by Bri Edwards

Speedo Hole..... [wardrobe Malfunction! ; Humor; Short Enough; Inspired By John Carter Brown's Poem]]

Rating: 5.0


I jumped in the pool. I wore my Speedo;
I thought my jewels were secured.
To be modest is my virtuous credo,
though, my swimsuit, some have demurred.

Ten laps later I got out to off-dry,
intending to sit ….in poolside lounge chair,
but then an errant ball I did spy,
sticking out of a hole …. with some hair.

Yes! My left gonad was all uncovered;
I wrapped the towel ‘round and went to loo.
Had anyone else, my errant ball, discovered?
I checked to be sure that I still had two.

Two were there I found, to my great relief;
that one had gone wandering made me laugh.
I turned suit inside out. Problem solved, my belief.
Hole was now on right, and right ball was bigger by half.

Yes! When I was born the doctor said to my dear Dad:
'Your boy's right gonad is huge; 50% more than the right! '
My Mom was almost too tired to care, but she was glad ….
that I had the normal number of what's-usually-out-of-sight.

Well, I was correct. My right gonad stayed within the Speedo,
though a bit of it was showing through the silly hole.
I returned to the pool, bending a little my above credo.
I never had thought my rightie would come in handy, bless my soul!

(February 6, 2015)

Friday, February 6, 2015
Topic(s) of this poem: body
POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
John Carter Brown wrote (on PH) a funny poem: 'A Hole In My Sock'. it made me think, as all good poets do (from time to time) . this was the end result. bri :)
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Bri Edwards 06 February 2015

first i wrote/typed 80%, but i changed it to 50% to match half in the poem, AND maybe to make it more believable?

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