Song: Take Off Your Hat! Poem by Dave SmithWhite

Take off your hat! Off with them coats!
You can't be too formal when sowing your oats.
Take off your hat! Take off your shoes.
Give me a smoke and I'll break out the booze.
Take off your hat! Take off your tie.
Unbuckle that holster you wear on your thigh.
Take off your hat! Take off your pants.
Then you'll be ready for real romance!

Take off your hat! Take off your boots.
You don't look quite human when trussed up in suits.
Take off your hat! Take off that shirt.
You don't want it mussed up when we roll in the dirt.
Take off your hat! Take off your bling.
In our lives of soap opera I'll teach you to sing.
Take off your hat! Take off your clothes.
With both of us naked we'll strike the right pose.

Take off your hat! Take off them shorts.
You won't need that jockstrap when playing these sports.
Take off your hat! Take off your socks.
This game isn't cricket so you don't need that box.
Take off your hat! Take off your jeans.
Let me envy your slap dash and sexy routines.
Take off your hat! Take off that glove.
Then you'll be ready for feeling real love!

Take off your hat! Take off your cap.
I'll make like a cat and dance on your lap.
Take off your hat! Take off your vest.
A slow and cool striptease is always the best.
Take off your hat! Take off your scarf.
Coming together, we'll sure have a laugh.
Take off your hat! Take off your pants.
Then you'll be ready for real romance!