Sodom''s Lament (A Riff) Poem by David McLansky

Hey cool it man,
We just wanted to party,
To lift some jars,
And to drink hardy;
He dared to lock his girls away,
He wouldn't let them out to play;
Now a party without broads and dames,
Is pretty bad in sulfur rain;
We were sailors too long at sea
A girl has got to squat to pee
We were tired of men standing up,
Who wore on their chest pots and cups;
Lot left his wife as a fresh salt lick,
While they decamped lickety-split,
What he did with his daughters in a cave!
And he was one to call us depraved!