Simple Limericks Poem by Biswajit Basu

I went to the office today,
On my table with the papers there lay,
Some bread and some jam,
And half a leg of ham,
I tucked in and said Hip, Hip Hooray!

The restaurant in a Swiss chalet,
Lays out a delicious buffet,
The main course is cheese,
And chocolate brownies,
And for dessert there is fish croquet.

I was in the London Underground,
Next sat a lady wearing a frown,
I asked her for a date,
But she said she was Kate,
And soon she would be wearing a crown.

Have you heard of Basu from Delhi,
He frequently had to relieve pressure from his belly,
Stuck in a traffic jam,
With an imperious Ma'am,
She lowered the windows saying 'This car is very smelly'.

Do you know Basu from Delhi City,
He's reputed to be tremendously witty,
Accused of rape,
Recorded on videotape,
He said he wished that his heroine had at least been pretty.

Although Basu is extremely sweet,
But he is very quick to accept defeat,
One day he chased a mouse,
Right around the house
When the rodent bared his fangs he beat a hasty retreat.

Basu's first name is Biswajit,
To pronounce it most people will quit,
You'll never get it right,
You can try with all your might,
Till you rhyme it with 'Dish-‘o-meat'.