Silly Thief Poem by Double A P SS

I am a silly thief who crawls and sneaks when there is no need
I steal what no one remembers and what no one claims
I am a silly thief who crawls and sneaks when there is no need
I steal from the rich and poor alas I am a thief
I steal from myself if the need arises
I am a silly thief who crawls and sneaks when there is no need
The police look and search for me
And when they find me don’t care that I am
A silly thief who steals what no one claims
I am a silly thief that sings out loud makes a racket
But no one around seems to cares and take it like a joke
I am a silly thief who steals in plain sight
A hypocrite, a member of society, you know me from T.V.
I give speeches and promise things will be alright
I am a silly thief who crawls and sneaks when there is no need
You have given me the key