Shoe............[making Words; Humor] Poem by Bri Edwards

Shoe............[making Words; Humor]

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A shoe, by inserting 'r', would be a shore,
littered perhaps with sea shells and more.
A shelf, if we drop the 'sh', would be an elf ……,
perhaps a tiny version of myself.

Add 'f' to an ox and it becomes a fox.
Switch 's' for 'f' and you'd have a pair of sox.
Replace 'c' with 't', and chicken soup will thicken.
Add 'f' and 't' and as will quicken.

Precede ill with 'p', and I've got my pill.
To make liquor, add 's' to the preposition till.
Drop 'ous' from gorgeous and you'll have a ravine.
Without 'ss' a prince would never be a queen.

Add 'ar' to a million dolls and you'll be rich.
Tack a 'b' to your itch and you've got a bitch.

(Feb.10,2012)

Tuesday, December 11, 2012
Topic(s) of this poem: spelling
POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
in typing this poem i noticed i had misspelled precede as preceed....well, it does sound like precede, right(correct) ! ! ? i bet the word proceed is not spelled procede. i was correct. ain't english an itch + a 'b'?
i also noticed that the computer questions 'sox', which is the plural of sock, which is also ok if spelled socks. duh! ! ! ! ! ! !
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Bri Edwards 09 August 2018

i now don't understand the last line of stanza 2. :) OH! now i 'get it'. f + as + t....fast! i AM brilliant! ! ! bri ;)

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Bri Edwards 19 November 2014

leave it to John Westlake, a good PH friend to have, to point out that i needed to drop a 'p' from dropp to make drop. i must have had a drop too much liquor from my still. HOWEVER (and i'm not gloating [much], i think he didn't get what i was trying to do with the ar! ha ha. bri :) thanks, John aka Profanisaurus.

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Kanav Justa 17 December 2012

Hahah.... this was highly creative.. well done

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