Shampoo In The Toilet; Real Poo On Your Hair Poem by TMA

Shampoo In The Toilet; Real Poo On Your Hair



First I must apologise –
This poem has nothing to do
With bowel movements
Or hair food, for that matter.

I just thought
It was a really cool title.
Now that I have your attention
I will proceed to inform you
That you have just wasted precious minutes
Of your life, which will never be recovered
All because you were curious
Whether fertiliser on your scalp
Really could make your hair grow longer.

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