Santa's Sexy Elf Poem by Walter C. Edwards

Even on cold nights like this,
I don't like to close the fire place flew,
years ago came down our chimney,
was one of Santana's elves,
blonde, beautiful and sexy,
she was dress all in red,
with big blue eyes,
rosy cheeks with warm soft lips,
she was trying to help Saint Nick,
with who was naughty or nice,
I took a sip of my beer,
as she prance my way,
she ask me my name,
and I replyed,
she then looked very deeply in my eyes,
she said oh you have been very,
oh so very but for this little elf,
I think I need to find out for myself.