Sales Professional Poem by Sidney Spencer

Sales Professional
E=mc squared...
That means I get paid I'm a Sales Professional

I'm Gonna sell you water while your drowning
and you're gonna like it it's your idea yeah it's a life raft
and this is how it benefits you no
I'm not a salesman I'm here to help you right now
by saving you money isn't it safe to say
we can put that drowning part to the side for now
so you can save money is there anything else besides drowning stopping you from getting this water right now
you need more water don't you to share with your friends and family don't you
what's that you can't breathe you need air
don't worry about that
this package comes with a life raft built in
and that benefits me I get paid right now
and you can keep on drowning makes sense doesn't it
and because you investing right now you get the life raft scuba gear and the air you requested
and pulled to the surface an additional saving to you
to benefit you and your family for the rest of your life
that's something that interest you isn't it
ok sign right here and because your drowning we need a full down
so you can start using the benefits of your exclusive package right now
you do want to stop drowning don't you
ok it all went through
damn they didn't hear me when I said hold your breath
dead I guess they should've realized the benefits of our offer quicker instead of considering the fact that they were drowning
isn't that a shame oh well I got paid they made me happy I feel good...
Next.
Oh hi madam you're next right
great you need some air your drowning
perfect I just helped a couple with one our exclusive packages
I don't know if you qualify for air
how about this water it comes with air
your drowning lets just put that to the side for a moment
is there anything else stopping you from buying this water right now....
I'm a sale professional.