Rossi's Girl (A Parody Of Jesse's Girl) Poem by Ramona Thompson

Rossi is a good friend
Yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's been changing and it ain't hard to define
Rossi's got himself a body and I wanna make it mine

And I'm watching him with these hungry, hungry eyes
And I'm aching to be loving that hottie
Ya gotta know it
Yeah and I wanna be in his arms late, real late at night
You know I wish I was Rossi's girl
I wish I was Rossi's girl
How can I make him love me like that?

He plays along with the charade
There does't seem to be a reason for me
In his heart
You know,
I feel so dirty when he's looking so cute
I wanna tell him that I love him
But I bet he would just tell me to mute

And I'm watching him with these hungry, hungry eyes
And I'm aching to be loving that hottie
Ya gotta know it
Yeah, and I wanna be in his arms late, real late at night
You know I wish I was Rossi's girl
I wish I was Rossi's girl
How can I make him love me like that?

Wanna be Rossi's girl
I wish I was Rossi's girl
How can I make him?
How can I make him love me like that?

And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time
Wondering if he's ever gonna try and seduce me
I'm been sexy and I'm been kinky
I'm let him see me naked sometimes
Ain't that the way lust is supposed to be?

Tell me
How can I make him love me like that?

You know I wish I was Rossi's girl
I wish I was Rossi's girl
I wanna be Rossi's girl
How can I make him love me like that?
Like Rossi's girl
I wish I was Rossi's girl
I wanna be
I wanna be Rossi's girl