Root Canals & Vodka Poem by Michael Pruchnicki

Root Canals & Vodka

Rating: 3.1


Never mind the pain killers and pills
the dentist said
stick to nature's painkiller

I mumbled through cotton swabs

He smiled and nodded
an expert on mumbled speech

Take a big swig of Stolichnaya
that should do the trick all right
your pain and woes will fade
when you down an ounce or two

I awoke the next morning
with a hangover but no pain!

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Lynda Robson 03 March 2008

I remember one night I had toothache, half a bottle of whisky later the pain had gone! good write Mike, Lynda xx

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Austen Bradford 03 March 2008

I fear the dentist! perhaps next time this will be my remedy...a very witty write

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