Roger, Thumper, Or Starsky...Part 2! Poem by Simon Gowen

Well we've had Roger for a month
He started to look lonely.
So I bought another rabbit just...
To make the hutch more homely.

Initially we thought we'd bought
A male we called Humphrey
But lately Roger's rabbits
Started having RUMPY PUMPY!

So Humphrey is no longer
And we know her now as Honey
My lonely little Roger now
Is costing us more money!

The hutch that once was roomy
Soon became too small to fit
My ever growing rabbit fam'ly
Comfortably in it.

What started off as Roger
Has now become a chore
Cos my lonely little rabbit
Now totals twenty four! ! !