Rinty Mcginty Poem by archie langford

Rinty Mcginty

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Rinty McGinty was a broth of a boy,
In bare feet he stood seven foot one,
And the girth of his chest was twice that of Mae West
And they recon he weighed half a ton.

His arms had the feel of high quality steel,
He had legs like South African teak,
And the size of his hands! and a few other glands,
But of those I suppose I shouldn`t speak.

He left county Clare with a travelling fair,
Employed as an odd job man,
He didn`t think it a joke to be shown as the bkoke
Who broke Lady Windermere`s fan..

In white tights he would stand, his expression quite bland,
While the ladies would squeal with delight,
And Elain, a stripper, who loved his big dipper,
Used to come for a ride every night.

He gained great renown in every large town
From Edinburgh to Wigan,
What was his attraction to the female faction?
What ever it was `twas a bigun.

Two girls gave him the eye, at the coconut shy,
They said, “ You`re a hell of a man”.
He said, “If you wana see more, knock at me door,
Tonight- mine`s the big caravan”.

They found him dead drunk, submerged in his bunk.
Said one girl, “It`s truly amazing
Even when limp you wouldn`t call him a shrimp,
I`ll nibble his nuts and raisin

The other wide eyed, sighed as she cried.
“He could give a woman such pleasure,
One can easy see why this incredible guy,
Has to have his y fronts made to measure”.

So lets drink a toast to the man with the most,
The man with much more than his share,
Pick up your glass get up off your seat,
To McGinty from old county Clare.

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Kelly Allen Vinal 01 October 2006

Very lyrical, like an old pub drinking song!

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