Remembering Benny Hill Poem by Simon Gowen

Remembering Benny Hill

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As I was walking to her house
I had a sudden craving
I had to fill my girl friends cracks
Found in her crazy paving

She knew that I was in the mood
So showed me something lush
I gladly took the task in hand
And calmly trimmed her bush

I needed something more to do
She's dry and I could tell
There's only one thing for it
I would have to fill her well

Simon Gowen
Tuesday, April 22, 2014
Topic(s) of this poem: humorous
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In the style of one of my idols. Tongue in cheek humour.
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