Redneck Shining Poem by norman hale

Redneck Shining

Rating: 4.7


some rednecks were out shining
When santas sleigh flew over head
well, ol slim took careful aim
and shot poor rudolph dead

The sleigh went tumbling over
As the other reindeer couldn't see to fly
And there was all kinds of commotions
as presents and reindeer was falling from the sky

Ol slim yelled 'Yippeee, lookeee bubba
I got meself a big ol buck'
'Now let's chase them down fast,
Let's jump in my old truck'

And, so off they went
Chasing after that falling sleigh
With a big old spot light
bright enough to make it look like day

Well, they caught up with the sleigh
And old santa was realy upset
He gave slim and bubba a chewin
That they never will forget

Santa walked up to old rudolph
And just touched him with his hand
Ol rudolph came back to life
And soon again he did stand

santa touched slims gun barrel
And it turned into a toy gun
And said 'Always remember this lesson,
When you're out shootin for fun'

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

wrote 12/16/2008 by Norman Hale Jr

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Zoe Mathias 16 December 2008

I like the style in which you write :)

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Stacey Watts 16 December 2008

This was brilliant I loved it. I am a Texas girl and you did the whole redneck thing perfect.10 from me

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Whitney Nicole Albright* 16 December 2008

HaHa. This is funny and cute.

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