Recipe For A Naughty Wife.... [humor? ; Macabre; Short; Re Jak Black's Poem] Poem by Bri Edwards

I had a surly wife once ……, just like HER.
She treated me just like a beastly cur.
She's NOT just silent now; she does not stir.
In fact there's just NOTHING left of her.

She went too far today; she did not feed me.
I said to her, I think you'll fit. Now let me see.
She fit in alright, though it WAS a little tight.
I took her out of oven two hours later, and ate each bite.

She was a little tough, BUT I told myself She's done....,
a little on the rare side........... And then I sure had fun!
You may think I slightly overreacted? That’s too bad!
She's gone now …..BURP……. and I'm goddamn glad.

(April 6,2015)