Questions, We Have Questions Poem by Percy Dovetonsils

Is the I-pad
part
of a lass
or a lad?
Which body part
is the twittoris?
Is it close
to where
we sit-toris?

Dear Doktor MacFreud,
Which is more me:
my id
or my I-id?
Will roidz
make my id
flip its lid?
Does a Droid
on roidz
feel as good as
an I-Pod
on an I-Prod?
And do roidz
grow the twittoris
and shrink the I-Prod?
Or do they shrink
the sittoris
and grow
the A-Rod?

Is it only techies
who suffer
from I-Pod envy,
or do
the well hung
do it too?
And is it true
those I-Prod extenders
on the Internet
will make you
a whole new
you?