Puppy Love Poem by travion hood

Puppy Love


I’m glad he’s gone, about time he left.
I’m so sick of him barking, and leaving a mess.
Man, I hate cleaning up, after that annoying little dog.
He pees everywhere, and he smells like a hog.

He wakes me at night, and in the morning some days.
He whines like a child, when I say I won’t play.
ROOF, ROOF, ROOF, ROOF, that’s all I hear.
Or SLURP, SLURP, SLURP, SLURP when he licks my ear

Leave me alone I yell, “I don’t want you around”.
“Get off my bed you nasty, you belong on the ground! ”
And I panic and I pout, til that dumb dog gets out.
Then I laugh, but then SHOUT when he comes back about.

“Get away”, I will scream. Find you somebody new.
You’ve bit me, ran away, and started catfights too.
Then I’ll call my best friend, and say, “Girlfriend I’m mad”.
Cause this dumb dog won’t leave, and he’s making me crash!

She responds, “What dog”. I say, “Tall, thin, and tan.
Then she pauses, trying to figure out this dog here at hand
After a moment of hesitation she informs the best she can.
She says, fool that’s no dog, girl that’s Tom,
He’s your man!





Dark Obsession

IT’S NOTHING I MYSELF CAN PREFER ANYMORE
THAN A NICE BOX OF SOME GOOD TREATS
YOU KNOW THAT KIND THAT LEAVES YOU SPINNING
C.H.O……..C.O.L……..A.T.E
AND YOU CAN DRESS THEM HOWEVER YOU CHOOSE
I SEE CLOTHES AS AN ADDED TEASE
RED CHERRIES WITH CARAMEL INSIDE
WHIPPED CREAM WHATEVER YOU PLEASE
NOW THEY COME IN ALL SHAPES AND SIZES
YOU KNOW THE TYPICAL RICH CHOCOLATE MAN
SOME TOUGH, RIPPED, AND RIDGED
OTHERS SOFT LIKE CAKE OUT THE PAN
THEY TEND TO BE THE MOST CREATIVE
AND WELL I AM INSANE FOR STYLISH GUYS
DEEP WAVES, RESEMBLING RUFFLES
TOPPED WITH FOUR PECAN STRIPES ON THE SIDE
NOW I LIKE MY TREATS ENERGIZED
ON POINT VIEW FROM SIDE, FRONT, AND BACK
MOST ENTERTAINED BY THE ATHLETIC KIND
AND SEE I DUBBED THAT TYPE LOW FAT
AND FOR MY DARK MAN THAT WON’T SPARE ONE KISS
NOW YOU KNOW THAT MOMMY’S SUGAR FREE
AND THE KIND THAT HIDES INSIDE OF THE ICE CREAM BAR
WELL I CALL HIM... HIDE AND SEEK
SO WHEN THE SCENT TICKLES MY NOSTRILS
THEN I KNOW IT’S MY TIME TO BE PLEASED
I DROPPED CARAMEL AND FRENCH VANILLA
ALL FOR MY
C...H...O…………C...O...L……………A...T...E