Promiseland Television Network Or (Mike) Simons Says 'Buy This Over Rated Anti-Oxidant Juice For $40.00 A Bottle! ' Poem by Joe Rosochacki

Perusing through the channels on Dish I happened to come across channel 47
The Promiseland Network where Dr. Mike Simons pleads for money
If you give money then you are closer to prosperity and heaven
But I saw a lady hawking a juice
Was it Jesus Juice, Jungle Juice, or Snake oil?
Free radicals were mentioned
(No, Not Abbie Hoffman or Angela Davis)
The science was kind of over-whelming
Mike Simons, in his words below, claims that God healed the sick
Through Him, this makes my blood boil.
In this infomercial the two ladies
Are far from the Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show
(that was written and sung By Neil Diamond)
They were credible in the eyes of those who follow Dr. Mike Simons
What credentials make him a doctor?
What College or University?
Is it accredited?
Or perhaps it is an online college that exists in cyber-space only?
Anyway back to the juice,
Dee Simmons (no relation to Dr. Mike Simons)
and her daughter D'Andra were bubbling about the ORAC
(Oxygen Radical Absorbance Capacity) drink,
D'Andra said the in Bethesda, Maryland
-the studies showed them about the unlimited possibilities of drinking the ORAC drink.
The Drink can ease:
Asthma, Rheumatoid Arthritis, Diabetes, Lowering bad Cholesterol levels,
Alzheimer's, Parkinson's,
To this the doctor said, 'Wow, wow, and wow! '
So it is true that eating fruit can make your system healthier but $40.00 a bottle!
Welch's Grape Juice is cheaper than that!
So my question is, to Dr. Mike Simmons,
if God works through you to help people to get better,
-then why do they have to a buy a bottle, why don't you give it away?
Since when is PTN turning to a HSN? It is not faraway.
The below is Dr. Mike Simons (non-abridged) pastoral letter:

Dear Friend,
(Dear sucker)

I believe in a God that still is able to work miracles.
(and drink ORAC juice)

Not only do I believe in miracles, I personally have seen some of the greatest miracles that you could imagine.
(and drink ORAC juice)

I have personally prayed for and seen blinded eyes open, deaf ears unstopped, lame people walk by the power of God.
(and drink ORAC juice)

I will never forget watching God heal a young 26-year-old lady who had never spoken a word in her life. When I commanded her to speak, the power of God healed her and she began to speak instantly. She is still healed today because of the power of the name of Jesus Christ.
(and drink ORAC juice)

Also, I am reminded of the little nine-month-old baby that was born without the roof of her mouth. I breathed into this baby's mouth in the name of Jesus Christ and instantly God created the roof of that baby's mouth.
(and drink ORAC juice)

Time would fail me to tell of all the peoples lives that have been changed for the good by the power of Almighty God.
(and drink ORAC juice)

Alcoholics and drug addicts delivered, people set free from demon spirits, broken and shattered lives put back together and financial breakthroughs.
(and drink ORAC juice)

I believe that God has sent me with a word for you! Pay close attention, this is important to you!
(and drink ORAC juice)

The bible says in Hebrews 13: 8 'Jesus Christ is the same yesterday and today and forever.' If God ever did it once, he can do it again!
(and drink ORAC juice)

My friend, God wants you to have his best! 3 John 2 declares, 'Beloved, I wish above all things that thou mayest prosper and be in health, even as thy soul prospereth.' (KJV) .
(and drink ORAC juice)

I know God has anointed me to pray for you.
(and drink ORAC juice)

'Therefore I say to you, whatever things you ask when you pray, believe that you receive them, and you will have them.' - Mark 11: 24 (NKJV)
(and drink ORAC juice)

Let's you and I join together and believe for God's best in your life.
(and drink ORAC juice)

Don't delay, do it today! No matter what your need is we are here for you.
(and drink ORAC juice)

Your Friend,
(You fiend)

Dr. Mike Simons
(and drink ORAC juice)

I wonder if Christ would have chosen ORAC juice instead of wine at the Last Supper?
2-27-10