' ' ' ' ' Princess And The Pee(For My Old Pal Al) Poem by Dónall Dempsey

' ' ' ' ' Princess And The Pee(For My Old Pal Al)

Rating: 2.8


Princess
drunk as a skunk

falls flat
on her face

on the bare bed
(unmade)

not a sheet not a pillowcase
not even a coverlet

just mattress.

Feels an urgent
need to pee

soliloquises with
herself.

'To pee(hee hee)
or(hee hee) not to pee

ha ha aaaaaaaaaaaahh
...forget it! '

Wees and wets
herself.

Only realises
her position

come morning

well...hung...over.

She(OW!) thinks what happened
to the fairy tale.

Pulls the bell pull
lying in a pool

of her own
urine.

'You rang, Mam? '
a slimy servant enquires

holding his nose
& looking up her dress.

Takes a quick
Pic

on his mobile phone

and then posts it
on the Internet.

Moral?

Princesses who get pissed
should suffer the consequences.

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Stephen Stirk 08 June 2009

Here! Here! Much Enjoyed the tale Best Steve

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Dónall Dempsey

Dónall Dempsey

Curragh Camp, Co. Kildare, Eire.
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