Pretty Boy Poem by Luke Weinberg

man look at me, i'm such a pretty boy
check out these muscles, and this gorgeous hair
i'm so handsome, i can't stop looking at myself in the mirror
i'm better than anyone, me plus any girl equals pair
i'm magnificent, in love with myself, i'm not queerer
what more can i say i'm in love with myself
if i could i would go gay for myself
i have the greatest personality, watch me flip my hair
amazing right?
i love myself
and then i found out i'm not a pretty boy, but that i have
a Narcissistic personality