If I became a ghost
I think I'd be a poltergeist
Playing silly jokes.
I've had some practice.
Once a friend of ours
Persisted in leaving her house unlocked.
Despite my wife's persuasive powers.
One day we passed her pad
And noticing her car not there
We had
A smart idea to stage a sudden raid.
"Back door's open, " my good lady said.
So in we crept like crafty housebreakers.
I lit a large cigar and smoked a bit
As she moved furniture around
And washed some pots
As our friend was in the habit
Of letting dust pile up upon her plates.
I stubbed out my cigar and let it rest
Upon an ashtray full of old cork tips
And changed the angles of a photograph or two.
"That will do, " we said as we admired our works
And quickly exited like a couple of real jerks.
The upshot of it was she figure out in minutes
Who'd been in her house. Amazing... innit?
She knew us well and wise to our last prank
She whizzed around and to be quite frank
Told us we were useless poltergeists.
And then she laughed so much
She nearly split her tights.
And yet our silly efforts weren't in vain.
She never left her house unlocked again!
How do you know she never left her house unlocked again. Incidentally I now see your mate in an entirely new light goodo
Great stuff Clever in keeping the neck and ears pink to accent the white clown face. She is well beyond the doodler. Next step is to simplify.. simplify.
swipe a couple of her cartoons and email and we will critique (quietly) As a cartoonist that reverse baseball cap is going to have to go.
We did spot check a few times. Maybe never is a bit of an exaggeration but soon after that event she acquired a digital TV etc, so maybe we were not entirely responsible Her ladyship matches me in silliness! Most of it is channeled in her cartoons!
Great story! However, I don't recommend trying out this prank in the US...you might end up shot. I just saw your note about your friend. I'm so sorry for your loss.
I take your point! Yes, she deteriorated after contracting Late onset Diabetes. She was only in her late 50s. She was somewhat erratic but very funny and a good friend to us both.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
ha ha you are funny Tom but you and the other half got caught...thats funny to Annette