Pigmania Poem by George BernardBloodyShaw

My lady lops
off two great big chops.
Dollops of gravy
like crazy
upon the peas
as much to please
then potatoes
enough to curl
one's toes.
Apple sauce
then carrot that deserves applause,
the parrot never ate
'cos the parrot hated carrot.
For the book
a turnip
that was a turn up
eating in our nook.
Chomp the chops
a lovely meal
to give us a great feel
at the end of the day.
I would say
another day
let's enjoy another meal.
How about cow
or dipping into sheep
next.
YUMMY.....