Ph: Evil: Letter From Merov Tac To Ph Members And Staff Poem by Brian Johnston

Poem: 40312838 - PH: Evil: Pray for Merov Tachgovirian (and others like him)
Member: Bane
Comment: I see that you're still dancing to our tune.

As an expert in psychological profiling and interrogation tactics/methods I can assure you that you are not in control and are doing everything absolutely wrong.
You do as we wish and it shows all over your page.

1. I have an army of loyal followers

2. We lurk within the shadows plotting are attacks

3. You don't expose anything, we reveal ourselves as we wish. Don't try to convince yourself that you can bait us into revealing ourselves *Laughs*

4. Your anger is getting the best of you. Name calling only reveals the level to which you are willing to debase youself.

5. Everday this army grows and as such we will remove those from the rankings as we see fit.
You see we removed you from the 8th position to 12th position because the people from PH don't know any better.

6. You can say what you want but actions speak louder than words and you are bent on those ratings.
Yes, you need them to reassure you that your not as bad as we say you are.

If you TRULY didn't care you wouldn't remove you rating status. If you truly didn't care about positive/negative votes like you claim
you wouldn't feel the need to try and track them. If you truly didn't care you wouldn't try to address us as your equal.
I can assure you we are many and we are above you growing everyday.

Have you ever considered that just maybe some of us are actually moderators on this site? I'm sure you haven't...

Have you not seen that we thrive on how much we are mentioned on your page? We get more credit than you actually do.
When we said we'd make you famous it wasn't until our assembly moved forward that you even made it into the rankings.
Yes, Brian WE did this and can easily remove you just as quickly as we pushed you up the ladder.

Words of advice. The only way you can take away our power is by ignoring us. The more you feed into us the more we will show you why you are doing everything wrong.
You lost from the moment you decided to try and engage. The fact is we are great and you are not, we will rule and you'll just get by.

Thank you so much for the entertainment we honestly can not stop laughing at you and your page *laughs*

Come now minions we have more work to be done.
Sincerely, Bane

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To Merov Tac from perhaps your only friend on the planet...

I am sorry to hear that you are dying of syphilis Merov, your insanity really is spinning out of control. But that is what happens when you scr** so many people indiscriminately. Haven't you ever heard of karma even if you don't believe in God? If you really want people to be afraid of you, you should take credit for the sun rising everyday, or claim that you control earthquakes and tsunami's next time. No, I know, you should claim to have the power to get George Bush or even Obama reelected to a third term. (See now that is funny!) You are the joke, and have always been the joke. But no I am not laughing, nor am I angry really, I just feel sad for people like you.

Point #1. Do you play a flute? I didn't know cockroaches (your only friends surely) liked music? I'm so scared! Hitler had minions too and look what happened to him!

Point #2. Well you are certainly a worse speller than I am, or can't afford a proofreader. Shadows have always been a favorite haunt of social rejects and liars. You should certainly feel at home there.

Point #3. I have already done it twice and gotten you banned from PH under your real name and your nom de plumes as well. I'd say the scores far is Merov 0, Brian 2.

Point #4. Of course your English is really not that good but 'name calling' usually involves some kind of exaggeration doesn't it? How is telling the truth about you 'name calling? ' You are living in a fantasy world Merov. Where is your evidence of ongoing anger? A person like you is simply who they are, there is no reward in whipping the sea for the tragedies that occur in it's depths.

Point #5. Taking credit for random fluctuations is just what we have all come to expect from you Merov. It is why your ramblings have little effect on anyone that is able to think for themselves. The PH members and real poets that have moved me from 8th place to 12th place, and might actually move me back to 8th tonight, in the PH poll are all peers of some repute and the point spread between us is so narrow that the difference in ranking hardly matters to anyone with a college degree. My favorite definition of an expert as you call yourself in the first sentence of your pity party letter is 'ex' = 'a has been' and a 'spurt' (the way it is pronounced) is a dribble of water really. So if this really is proof of your power in your own mind and not just a stand-up comedy routine, then you truly have proven yourself insane. Prove yourself Merov, get me moved out of the top 20 on PH's popularity poll if you can. DO YOUR WORST! GO FOR IT! The whole PH community is already laughing at your clownish aspirations. 'You are so disappointing sweetie.' I bet your wife says that to you all the time! Better yet, actually publish somewhere that will have you and demonstrate that you are actually able to write a decent poem, let alone go to the bathroom by yourself without an 'accident.' I certainly have seen no evidence that either of these manly acts are talents you possess.

Point #6: You are just wrong Merov. The ratings are fun and do give one some bragging rights. But for most of us on the site they are more about serving others in our small community of poets than a comment on the quality of poetry we are writing. Everyone knows this but you apparently. Didn't you get the memo from the CEO of PH? Maybe you can't read though and have to dictate your letters.

Finally, I've decided to just ignore the rest of your letter which is just gibberish anyway and I certainly am disinclined to take advice from a crazy man. I am reminded of a grade school chant...

'I'm rubber and you're glue, everything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you! '

Your vast expertise brings back a lot of memories in fact of those days. I do thank you for your suggestions however on the best way to handle you. I am sure that all of your remarks to this end are indeed well intentioned.

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Merov responds... Proving me right on each of my points in the previous letter because he has no defense or logic on his side, just the lies of a playground bully.

And here he is, the 'fool errant' of Poemhunter and my favorite misanthrope...

Poem: 40423629 - PH: Evil: Letter from Merov Tac To PH Members and Staff Continued
Member: Bane

Comment: Once again you have proven our point.
Pretty sure it's obvious now why your wife left you for another woman *laughs*
All we can really do is sit back and laugh at how hard you really try.
Again thank you for the entertainment.

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To Merov Tac...
Interesting that you still think you are in control, laughing even when the rest of us see that you are basically a dead man walking, and not intelligent enough to realize that you are being eaten alive, not by me for I have only pity in my heart for you (though some of your gyrations are very humorous) , no, in fact you are being eaten alive by your own words, your own inaccurate, slanderous, malicious, and seriously unfunny words that seem to echo back to you only because of the vast empty space between your ears. This is the simple truth!