Petty Crime Poem by Lee Fones

today saw a light plane
pulling out cool tricks
shouted up whats your name
shouting back i'm Rick's

looped the loop
stalled it too
standing up i did whoop
but i'd guess he knew

coming at me very fast,
flames flew from his rear
gave out a massive blast
standing there did cheer

tossed the plane up
spun the plane round
peed on by a tiny pup
who swiftly left the ground

pup looped the loop
pup stalled too
standing there did whoop
but i'd guess pup, he knew

pup came at me very fast,
flames flew from it's rear
gave out a massive blast
Rick looked down, did cheer

the moral of this rhyme
whenever your looking high
always check for petty crime
that's always nearer by