Paradise Hell Hotel Poem by Roger Bewman

Paradise Hell Hotel

Rating: 4.8


Operator, operator…
The phone to Paradise Hell Hotel, please

Nice garden big pool with fish inside
Wooden reception nice paintings that glide

Room 121 bring me some food please, ah and wine
Look up my friend in the sky cause soon you will die

Is that extra for the wine and the dye?
What? You will die, do you understand?

Ok when will I dye my hair?
No, no you will DIE

Ok where is it?
What?

The dye. Where’s the dye?
If you open the door to the balcony and jump over
you will find your dye there and there would be nothing more to cover

Now I see…

Wow I am flying….

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Francesca Johnson 08 December 2006

Horribly weird funny poem, just love it! Any suggestions fro those of us living on the ground floor, though, Roger? And can you guarante a colour change? Is there a money-back guarantee if it doesn't work? Love, Fran xxx

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Lee Degnan 08 December 2006

A place I've almost gone to a couple of times... but fortunately every time I called they were booked.... You've captured my insanity. ~Lee

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