Papa's Cats Poem by Ima Ryma

Papa Hemingway's six toed cats
Have homed at his home in Key West.
The 'let's butt in' Feds have deemed that's
Issue enough to be a pest.
Any 'animal exhibit'
Must be regulated - hot damn!
And who is better to do it
Than the well practiced Uncle Sam!
Key West or Florida is just
Not up to doing the job right.
We the People should only trust
The Feds to know how to catfight.

The cats sense the U.S. got dumb.
Maybe Cuba for asylum.