P.S. Your Secret Admirer: Poem by Ash Parker

Simple yet funny
Charming yet instinctive
Witty yet emotive
Talkative yet inquiring
Adaptive yet seeking

Naughty but not fruity…
Cool but not cold
Wise but no lies
Perceptive but not deceptive
Baffling but not embarrassing

Shallow, I’m not
Damn hot! I’m a lot
My teasing will make your worries disappear
My poetry would make Shakespeare laugh in despair!

Who am I? What am I?
A beauty, a beast,
An angel, an ogre
How will you know?

Get to know me,
I shall let the true you be!
Now all that’s left is for you to:
Guess Who?